Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Winston bit me in the face today.  I was trying to trim his nails and he was not having it.  This was after giving him xanax.  It's really bizarre, I used to be able to trim his nails pretty easily, but now he just will not let me.  He also doesn't let me brush his teeth.  I'm taking him to the groomers from now on, that shit is not worth getting bit in the face over.